NEWS FLASH!

FOR ALL MEDIA OUTLETS!

Please read the following (link to MSNBC) and get your dumb-ass reporters to stop pestering Wayne Gretzky and Janet Jones-Gretzky:

JANET JONES-GRETZKY IS NOT BEING CHARGED WITH ANYTHING!

That's right, folks, this WHOLE media kerfuffle over Janet being "involved" in the gambling ring is horseshit!

At most, she can be called as a witness in the event of a trial, but as she HAS NOT committed a crime in New Jersey, she CANNOT be charged.

Similarly for Wayne (whose name was NEVER released by the New Jersey Department of Justice) who has NOT committed a crime in New Jersey in connection with the betting ring and therefore cannot be charged. The most that can happen for Wayne is to be called as a witness.

GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK MEDIA HEADS!

THERE IS NO SCANDAL!

If I'm wrong I'll eat my words...with gravy and cheese curds...